The experiments continue

Sorry about the lack of real cooking this week but rest assured the experiments are still taking place. What I've made here is a Nai Wong Bao (milk egg yolk bun). This ties with the lotus seed sesame balls for my favorite dim sum. The lotus seed ball shares the top place because of history. It's been my favorite dish ever since my first dim sum so it stays. This thing's got condensed milk, coconut milk, and egg yolks hence the name. The filling will be great as is wrapped into a yeast doughnut dough (like a Muchkin) and dipped into chocolate sauce (kinda like a Cadbury Easter egg). I was also thinking of a salty version, with salted duck eggs, like a yolk in the middle of a meat ball or like in the previous post inside a pot sticker.

While making more dough, I started to hate it. I think there might be too much gluten in it so after doing some internet reseach (ie. generously borrowing from Noodle Bar) I've broken down and bought some cake flour ($3.49 for 2 lbs, more than twice as expensive as all-purpose flour!!!). It's a balance between preferences. Rosy apparently hates chewing and I've never met anything I thought was too chewy.

On the business front, things are progressing a bit slower than I anticipated. We got our tax ID and a few things but I can't figure out for the life of me what type of mobile food vendor we'd be at a farmer's market. The farmer's market association isn't returning my calls or email so I think we have to resort to harrassing them at the market this Sunday. Wish us luck!!

I never thought I could be a fanboy, until last Saturday

I'm going off topic with this post, it's not really about the pig.

I generally have pretty low self esteem. Laugh all you want but it's true. Like today, when the barista offered to make a drink for the next person in line, before I could speak, the fat guy in a jersey next to me piped up. I just sulked and waited for the barista to finish. So when Chris Consentino of Incanto threw a bone to us, I giggled. I blushed. I did everything a grown man should not do. I told him how great he was in the San Francisco's episode of No Reservation then I shamelessly asked him for an autograph. Just as I was about to shoot my hand out to shake his, he, perhaps sensing a potential stalker was getting too confident with his prey, turned and talked to my friend. Well, an autograph, some comped appetizers and drinks are way better than nothing.

Suggestions for where to eat in SF from the chef himself. Sorry buddy, while your food is two thumbs up, Humphry Solocombe is NOT better than Bi-Rite Creamery. Jesus Juice is not a superstar.

quick update

As you can see we've posted a tentative menu up. Rosy and I agree that the only thing we need on the menu before we're ready is a vegetarian pot sticker. Some things might change though due to the availablility of the ingredient. I've been getting the meatier part of the pork belly from the Ranch 99 dude, essentially cutting 1/3 off the thicker end piece of the slab of belly and he is none too pleased. In most cases I just fein ignorance when he starts protesting. Russell Peters has been my angel telling me to just "do the right tin" but I flick him away annoyingly and demand in english the cut I want. Even though all of this is playing out in my head, I assure you it's completely normal, for me. I suspect that this might not work for getting these bellies in any meanful quantity. So sad to say but I think I'm going to have to experiment with some Boston butts.

So Wednesday was my last day at the office. In order to keep me up on my feet and avoid getting hemorrhoids in the weeks to come, my dumpling skin rolling practice is due to start next week in addition to modifications in my bibimbap pot sticker recipe. The reason for the skin rolling practice is because Rosy and I went to a Shanghainese restaurant two days ago and I realized that store bought pot sticker skins are just not going to cut it. Their skin is light and crunchy, not merely a vessel. And on the tshirt front, I threw the sketch onto Photoshop and this is the result. Let me know what you think.

Eggs, I like you a lot.

So we just had another taste test yesterday. I think overall it was a success. We got a lot of good feedback and I'm working on nailing down the food cost. Meanwhile a visit to the food stalls at Campbell's farmers market (see last post) has given us a bit of lift. I was overwhelmed just thinking about the portable cooking equipment we'd have to work with, but a quick look around gave us confidence. The general setup of these stalls center around a double or triple propane burner, cutting board on the folding table to the right, and coolers full of supply underneath. Nothing complicated at all and the vendors seemed to do fine. But how are we going to transport everything? The pimp mobile (S2000) is too pimpy and the Camry has no trailer hitch, not to mention we have no storage for a trailer. Oi, the work of an aspiring bun mogol is never done. Anyway, now to some actual cooking.

I got to thinking last week about all the dishes I love that involves an egg yolk. What I love about them is that any dish that has an egg yolk sauces itself.

-eggs over easy with a dash of tabasco

-sour dough toast topped with an egg yolk, a dash of tabasco, quickly followed by a forkful of corned beef hash

-bibimbap

-sundubu

Then at the Belmont market I saw the egg man. The duck eggs caught my eye but I went for the quail eggs. I had seen a recipe for a soft egg ravioli online and had something particular in mind. I bought some dumpling skin, mixed up my kalbi marinade with some ground beef, add the quail egg, and viola!

Here's a bunch of them lined up like precious little storm troopers.

These little suckers took me forever! My intial fascination with these things quickly wore off as the broken yolks spilled everywhere. I had started to dream, rather prematurely now it seems, about being lead through town on a stud as trumpets herald the success of my little invention and now it all came squirting onto my hand. This is the first real dish I've thought up and it sucked spectacularly. I'd start to pinch these potstickers with the care of a bomb squad tech, my mind focused so much that I've reached Shangri La (good weather, nice people, but there were speed cameras everywhere), then my vision starts to fad and POP! Alas some were made with yolk intact but Rosy and I found that there just wasn't enough yolk. It was getting lost in the middle of everything, but when you do get a taste of the yolk it was pretty good. One good thing that's come of this is that I think the kalbi style filling is good enough on its own in the dumpling that we're going to include it in our menu.

PS. Just a quick shout out to Alexis for her bomb-digga-di apple pie, Maighna and Vince for the delicious reds, and Sarah I hope your lips are ok.

PPS. I just thought of another idea to rescue this idea. Stay tuned!

Swag shop

Rosy and I were doing some brainstorming for an idea to promote The Pig (hmm, kinda obnoxious and self important but sounds legit. I like it). So I doodled something on my pad and came up with this idea for a t-shirt. What do you think? Unfortunately, a litter of piglets (think Charlotte) were ruthlessly strangled so I that I could make this drawing look realistic, but look what I've accomplished! (Don't feel too bad, hakuna matata, circle of life, yadda, yadda, ok?)

I'm not comparing my drawing to the seven wonders of the world but hey. In any case, my drawing is better because everything you know about the seven wonders has been based mostly on hearsay, but my drawing is real life. (For all you know, the Hanging Gardens of Bablyon could have been an upside down tomato planter from Sky Mall.)

So, what do you think of our new t-shirt design? Yay or nay?

Compiling a menu and taste testing

We're also testing sodas to sell with our buns. Today we had: Coco Rico (coconut soda) and Apple Sidra (an apple soda). Both were pretty tasty although the apple soda doesn't beat the Latin version.



The bun with a little "Seoul"


The "Tokyo" bun


The "Original"


Compiling a menu and taste testing

Now that we've gotten the bun recipe down pat, we've begun to compile a menu. We've decided that this specialized menu consisting only of buns will be called the "Bun Bar" with buns from various parts of the Asian world.

A sampling if you please:

The original "Commie"
A delicious bun that reminds you of your Chinese grandma, filled with slowly braised pork belly in a special blend of Asian spices until tender and flavorful and served with crisp, fresh cucumber slices, spicy diced scallions, and a tangy and sweet Asian barbeque sauce.

(Note: Jerry tells me that using "commie" is not PC, but isn't the best part of being Asian the fact that you can make fun of yourself and your communist heritage? Oops, did I just imply that I'm a communist?)

The bun with a little "Seoul"
A meat eater's bun filled with savory marinated kalbi short ribs, topped with finely sliced spicy pickled Kimchi cucumbers that have been marinated in garlic, chili, and onion.

The "Tokyo" bun
A delicate bun filled with chicken katsu that has been marinated in garlic salt until moist and deep-fried in a crunchy panko batter, topped with a creamy and spicy Asian slaw consisting of crunchy jicama, lush purple cabbage, and sliced carrots.

Hungry yet?? Well there will be many more buns to come and they'll all be available in real life soon! We'll be working soon on an Indian and American inspired bun. Perhaps even a Cali-bun with some avocado! Mmmm...

If I may say so myself, the taste testers seemed quite happy with their sampling. General consensus: all of the buns are delicious and don't need any additional ingredients, but the kalbi beef needs to be further tenderized, the chicken fillets should be pounded thinner, and you should use one, not two pieces of kimchi cucumber so that the beef is not over powered.

Thanks to Roberto, Keenan, and Gwen for lending us their taste buds for the night.

-Rosy

Let there be buns!! And then there were buns.

If genius is as they say one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration, then I must be a freaking genius! My feet hurt, beads of sweat are rolling down my overgrown side burns, and my glasses are sliding off my nose, but in the end it was all worth it. The art of bun making, three trials in all (32 total), is not so much an art as it is a form of water boarding (which by the way, we invented. Chinese water torture anyone?). From my prior experience as a voracious bun eater, I think there are three parameters to a good bun: white, fluffy, and melt in your mouth. Tastes great, less filling. Who wants to fill up on a bun when there's tasty pork to be had? It's like the mayo to the roast beef, gravy to the turkey, the magic carpet to Aladdin's tush, or my hand on your ass, oh wait, delete, delete, delete. Anywho, the picture above speaks for itself. I think I've finally gotten something I'm halfway proud of. The only problem now is getting consistent steaming action without the condensation causing blisters on the bun (yellow wrinkles on the surface).

Here are some tips:

1. Use canola oil because it's flavorless. White steamed buns should be mildly sweet. Period.

2. When the directions say to let the dough rise in a draft free environment (i.e. cupboard, oven, whatever), do it. If your kitchen is a bit cold put a bowl of hot water next to the dough. It helps alot.

3. Do not drip water on the buns while it's cooking or it will blister!!!

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Lights out!

-Jerry